Blair

About Blair

Nicknames: Blair-bear, Bumble Bee, Big Booty B. Favorite foods: Burgers, Buffalo wings, Fried Apple Pie Likes: Keeping busy, movies, TV, videogames, dogs, walking, sleeping, rock music, fried foods, sunny days, butt jokes, mooning people. Dislikes: People who take things too seriously, bullies, snow, self-deprecation, yoga, clogged toilets, tofu, heavy traffic, waiting in long lines, not wearing a hat. Note: Always wears black leggings and a hat with a quote on it. Bio: BLAIR IS A FRIENDLY AND LAID BACK GIRL GENERALLY WELL-LIKED BY EVERYONE. OUTGOING AND UNAPOLOGETIC, BLAIR WORKS HUNDREDS OF JOBS AROUND TOWN--BEHIND NEARLY EVERY COUNTER-- AND IS POPULAR WITH FOLKS OLD AND YOUNG FOR HER POSITIVE ENERGY AND BIG HEART. SPEAKING OF BIG... YEAH. THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT. BLAIR IS BIG. THE SIZE OF HER HEART IS ONLY MATCHED BY THE SIZE OF HER BUTT. BLAIR LISED TO BE SHY ABOUT HER WEIGHT GROWING UP, BUT SINCE SHOOK THAT ANXIETY OFF. THOUGH THAT HASN'T KEPT HER FAT ASS FROM GETTING HER INTO TROUBLE. BLAIR'S GOT ONE TINY PROBLEM THOUGH--SHE LOVES ALL SORTS OF FOOD!AND SOMETIMES, THIS CAN LEAVE HER A LITTLE… GASSY. IT'S NOT AN ISSUE FOR BLAIR THOUGH, SHE GETS A KICK OUT OF FARTING! WHEN SHE'S OFF THE CLOCK, BIG OR SMALL, LOUD OR QUIET, BLAIR WON'T HESITATE TO LET IT RIP! (JUST MAKE SURE TO BE OUT OF... SMELLING RANGE.) BLAIR HAS HER LIMITS THOUGH, AND KNOWS THERE'S A TIME FOR EVERYTHING. EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT'S TIME TO GO. BLAIR'S HAD A NUMBER OF CLOSE CALLS IN THE PAST, BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE IF BLAIR'S GOTTA MAKE A DEPOSIT, THAT BATHROOM (OR BUSH) IN QUESTION IS GONNA BE A BOMB SITE WHEN SHE'S DONE WITH IT!

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